Wife Tries To Keep Her Husband From Falling Asleep In Church

Maybe not the best method to try and keep your husband from falling asleep in church!  LMFAO



One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at her local church. “Reverend,” she said, “I have a problem — my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It’s very embarrassing. What should I do?”

“I have an idea,” said the minister. “Take this hat pin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will nod to you at specific times. When I nod, you give him a good poke in the leg.”

In church the following Sunday, Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. “And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?” he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

“Jesus!” Jones cried as his wife jabbed him in the leg with the hat pin.

“Yes, you are right, my son,” said the minister.

Soon, Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed.
“Who is your redeemer?” he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.

“God!” Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hat pin.

“Right again,” said the minister, smiling.

Before long, Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hat pin again.

The minister asked, “And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?”

Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, “You stick that god damned thing in me one more time and I’ll break it off and shove it up your a**!!!!!”


Source: tickld


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