Hilarious Emergencies A Dog Would Have If They Could Dial 911


When you hear about a dog calling 911, it’s usually because their owner is having an emergency. But what would happen if a dog called 911 with its OWN idea of a crisis?

That’s the question that went through the mind of Twitter user Reverend Scott, and he’s come up with some pretty funny answers.

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Christian Mom Makes A Huge Mistake When Asking Twitter What This Is

This devout Christian Mom definitely got an answer to her question….and then some!  ROFL


downstairs01 Needless to say, Patty wasn’t too happy with the responses.

downstairs02Yes, it turns out it’s a masturbation aid marketed to gay men.


christianmomLuckily for CJ, some tweeters were on hand to help him hide the truth:

downstairs04 downstairs05But something tells us his mother will catch on sooner or later…

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Can anyone actually be this naive?

No, probably not. We’re 99.999999% sure this account is fake, particularly because the original fleshlight picture came from a review on a different website. But that doesn’t make it any less funny.

Via: huffingtonpost