21 People Who Are Having A Way Worse Summer Than You

These 21 people might not wanna be asked…”So how’s YOUR summer going so far?”  

1. Anyone leaving the beach looking like this:

2. Anyone who shouldn’t be playing with fireworks:

3. And anyone too unlucky to be near them:

4. Anyone taking a morning jog at the beach:

5. Anyone too unlucky for water slides:

6. And anyone who gets stuck in the mud:

7. Anyone who passes out at a concert:

8. Anyone whose tan looks like Neapolitan ice cream:

9. Anyone who deserves to lose their shit:

10. Anyone who’s still attached to their kiddie pool:

11. Anyone who pops wheelies with three people on their bike:

12. Anyone who’s using this as an air conditioner:

13. Anyone who falls asleep at the beach:

14. Anyone whose food melts together from the heat.

15. Anyone who literally sweats balls:

16. Anyone’s who’s having a cool time at summer camp:

17. Anyone who calls it quits during their workout:

18. Anyone who thinks this is a good idea:

19. Anyone fakecationing to impress their friends:

20. Anyone who tries impressing a girl by the pool:

21. And anyone who tries showing off in front of the entire party:

Dogs Who Are Guaranteed To Make You Smile

These dogs just want to make you smile and improve your day. Will you let them?

This dog is extremely excited about this endeavour.

Here, we have the most perfect dog costume ever invented.

Here, we have the most perfect dog costume ever invented.

If this dog can get through this wind, you can get through anything.

If this dog can get through this wind, you can get through anything.

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And look amazing doing it.

And look amazing doing it.

Kieran Doherty / Reuters

Are you smiling yet? This good dog is because broccoli is delicious!

Are you smiling yet? This good dog is because broccoli is delicious!

This this golden retriever is more excited about Taco Bell.

Or you could just take a seat and have a fine dinner with this young gentleman.

Or you could just take a seat and have a fine dinner with this young gentleman.

Is this face doing anything for you?

Is this face doing anything for you?

This little man recommends getting into a little bit of trouble.

This little man recommends getting into a little bit of trouble.

How are those cheeks?

Have you met this future seeing eye dog?

Have you met this future seeing eye dog?

Maybe you prefer a more scholarly beast?

Maybe you prefer a more scholarly beast?

Go ahead and get comfy.

Listen to some jams.

But don’t fall asleep!

But don't fall asleep!

Be yourself.

Be yourself.

Smile, because you’re the best and dogs exist!

22 Examples Of “You Had One Job”… And Failed.

Here’s 22 funny examples that will have you saying…”You Had One Job”… and failed…BIGTIME!

 

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Via: quickmeme.com

35 Most Concerning Autocorrect Fails Of All Time

Here’s 35 of the most concerning autocorrect fails of all time! It’s time to burn our smartphones. NSFW language.

1. Hot in hurr.

Hot in hurr.

2. She’s dead serious.

She's dead serious.

3. That emoticon was no help.

That emoticon was no help.

4. There will be no second date.

There will be no second date.

5. They’re replaceable?

They're replaceable?

6. Nothing to see here.

Nothing to see here.

7. That’ll happen.

That'll happen.

8. What a boob.

What a boob.

9. Mom’s a trooper.

Mom's a trooper.

10. He sounds like a questionable seaman.

He sounds like a questionable seaman.

11. No thanks, you can keep it.

No thanks, you can keep it.

12. Save me some dark meat.

Save me some dark meat.

13. They’re getting carried away with these paint color names.

They're getting carried away with these paint color names.

14. Did you remember the coke?

Did you remember the coke?

15. Maybe we should eat out instead.

Maybe we should eat out instead.

16. Suuure you did.

Suuure you did.

17. First dates are killer.

First dates are killer.

18. How about I find my own house instead.

How about I find my own house instead.

19. What are friends for?

What are friends for?

20. How about coq au vin instead?

How about coq au vin instead?

21. Strictly business.

Strictly business.

22. Safe keeping.

Safe keeping.

23. Well it sure does smell.

Well it sure does smell.

24. Great news!!!

Great news!!!

25. Lost my appetite.

Lost my appetite.

26. Hairy situation.

Hairy situation.

27. Till death do us part.

Till death do us part.

28. TMI.

TMI.

29. Serves her right.

Serves her right.

31. Shed some light on the issue.

Shed some light on the issue.

33. She always does such a good job.

She always does such a good job.

34. That’s the money shot.

That's the money shot.

35. You can always count on Tina.

You can always count on Tina.

 

24 Reasons Husbands Can’t Be Trusted To Do Anything Right

Some funny reasons why husbands can’t be trusted to do ANYTHING right. 

1. They should never be asked to fold fitted sheets.

They should never be asked to fold fitted sheets.

2. They should never be left to take care of infants.

They should never be left to take care of infants.

3. For real…

For real...

4. They should never be left alone near rivers, especially if there are children around.

They should never be left alone near rivers, especially if there are children around.

5. They should never be put in charge of making the lattice for your apple pie.

They should never be put in charge of making the lattice for your apple pie.

6. They should never be left in charge of the house or kids.

7. They should never be asked to watch the baby.

They should never be asked to watch the baby.

8. They should never be given access to googly eyes.

They should never be given access to googly eyes.

9. They should never be left alone with feminine products.

They should never be left alone with feminine products.

10. They should never be in charge of pest control.

They should never be in charge of pest control.

11. They should never be responsible for decorating anniversary cakes.

They should never be responsible for decorating anniversary cakes.

12. They should never be allowed to wrap the Christmas presents.

They should never be allowed to wrap the Christmas presents.

13. They should never be allowed to pump the gas.

They should never be allowed to pump the gas.

14. They should never be left in charge of lunch for tomorrow.

They should never be left in charge of lunch for tomorrow.

15. They should never be allowed near poetry fridge magnets.

They should never be allowed near poetry fridge magnets.

16. They should never be left in charge of the calendar.

They should never be left in charge of the calendar.

17. They should never be in charge of cleaning the shower.

18. They should never be in charge of dressing the kids.

They should never be in charge of dressing the kids.

19. They shouldn’t be allowed to design your mutual credit card.

They shouldn't be allowed to design your mutual credit card.

20. They should never be given access to label makers.

They should never be given access to label makers.

21. They should never be allowed on Pinterest.

They should never be allowed on Pinterest.

22. They should never have a credit card in the presence of ice cream. They’ll just use it as a spoon.

They should never have a credit card in the presence of ice cream. They'll just use it as a spoon.

23. They should never be in charge of naming new puppies.

They should never be in charge of naming new puppies.

24. They should never be told that they’re not allowed to drink beer near the new carpet.

They should never be told that they're not allowed to drink beer near the new carpet.

Source: buzzfeed

35 Ridiculously Dumb People Who Will Make You Feel Like A Genius!

There’s always someone dumber than you think out there people…Watch out! 

1. Anyone who has apparently never attended a day of schooling in their lives:

Anyone who has apparently never attended a day of schooling in their lives:

2. Anyone who thinks you can use an iPad as a phone:

Anyone who thinks you can use an iPad as a phone:

3. Anyone who thinks this is an option:

Anyone who thinks this is an option:

4. Anyone who thinks we celebrate Milk Day in January:

Anyone who thinks we celebrate Milk Day in January:

5. Anyone who thinks that this caption somehow makes sense:

Anyone who thinks that this caption somehow makes sense:

6. Anyone who makes a mistake like this:

Anyone who makes a mistake like this:

7. Anyone who thinks they can fool people with Photoshop like this:

Anyone who thinks they can fool people with Photoshop like this:

8. Anyone that feels the need to pose this question:

Anyone that feels the need to pose this question:

9. Anyone who washes their car like this:

Anyone who washes their car like this:

10. Anyone who thinks this is a good idea/even an idea at all:

Anyone who thinks this is a good idea/even an idea at all:

11. Anyone that somehow thinks this is a question that needs to be asked:

Anyone that somehow thinks this is a question that needs to be asked:

12. Anyone that uses an umbrella like this:

Anyone that uses an umbrella like this:

13. Anyone who thinks this will help:

Anyone who thinks this will help:

14. Anyone who has no idea how time works:

Anyone who has no idea how time works:

15. Anyone who travels like this:

Anyone who travels like this:

Or like this:

Or like this:

16. Anyone who is this behind on abbreves:

Anyone who is this behind on abbreves:

17. Anyone who makes this tragic mistake:

Anyone who makes this tragic mistake:

18. Anyone who is unable to read their steering wheel:

Anyone who is unable to read their steering wheel:

19. Anyone who thinks this is a good way to get new phone numbers:

Anyone who thinks this is a good way to get new phone numbers:

20. Anyone who thinks a tattoo like this is a good idea:

Anyone who thinks a tattoo like this is a good idea:

21. Anyone who thinks this happened:

Anyone who thinks this happened:

22. Anyone who does this immediately after giving birth:

Anyone who does this immediately after giving birth:

23. Anyone who asks a question like this:

Anyone who asks a question like this:

24. Anyone who thinks a selfie tattoo is a good idea:

Anyone who thinks a selfie tattoo is a good idea:

25. Anyone who packs a lunch like this:

Anyone who packs a lunch like this:

26. Anyone who is unaware of how mirrors works:

Anyone who is unaware of how mirrors works:

27. Anyone who can mess up sitting in a chair so spectacularly:

Anyone who can mess up sitting in a chair so spectacularly:

28. Anyone who falls for this:

Anyone who falls for this:

29. Anyone who goes to Facebook for medical advice:

Anyone who goes to Facebook for medical advice:

30. Anyone who takes their food pics on Instagram like this:

Anyone who takes their food pics on Instagram like this:

31. Anyone who thinks that’s how “puberty” is spelled:

Anyone who thinks that's how "puberty" is spelled:

32. Anyone who apparently has never been in an elevator before:

Anyone who apparently has never been in an elevator before:

33. Anyone who has a problem like this:

Anyone who has a problem like this:

34. Anyone who thinks people can die from this:

Anyone who thinks people can die from this:

35. Anyone who proposes like this:

Anyone who proposes like this:

And the entire class of 2015:

And the entire class of 2015:

 

Via: buzzfeed.com

22 Cats That Cannot Even Handle It Right Now.

These cats look like they have just COMPLETELY lost their minds and cannot handle it right now. Some of these cats may need to lay off the catnip!

 

1. This cat who literally just CANNOT with this tiny rabbit toy.

22 Cats That Cannot Even Handle It Right Now

2. This cat who physically CAN. NOT. even deal with being picked up for one second.

This cat who physically CAN. NOT. even deal with being picked up for one second.

3. This cat who CANNOT. HE JUST CAN NOT.

4. This cat who LITERALLY CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS BOX.

This cat who LITERALLY CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS BOX.

5. This cat who just physically cannot even deal with this package.

6. This cat who looks like maybe she could handle it a second ago, but not now. No. Not anymore. She can’t. She just can’t.

This cat who looks like maybe she could handle it a second ago, but not now. No. Not anymore. She can't. She just can't.

7. This cat who just can’t with these bugs.

8. This cat who can’t even deal with this tiny cat hat.

This cat who can't even deal with this tiny cat hat.

9. THIS CAT WHO CANNOT EVEN HANDLE HIMSELF.

10. This cat who JUST CANNOT PHYSICALLY HANDLE HIS OWN EXISTENCE IN THIS WORLD. HE CAN’T. HE CANNOT.

This cat who JUST CANNOT PHYSICALLY HANDLE HIS OWN EXISTENCE IN THIS WORLD. HE CAN'T. HE CANNOT.

11. This cat who literally cannot handle this other cat.

This cat who literally cannot handle this other cat.

12. This cat who can’t even handle this tube thing.

13. This cat who LITERALLY CANNOT deal with this woman.

This cat who LITERALLY CANNOT deal with this woman.

14. THIS CAT WHO JUST CAN’T. HE’S DONE. HE’S COOKED. HE’S OVER IT. HE CANNOT.

15. This cat who is literally frozen in his inability to handle it.

This cat who is literally frozen in his inability to handle it.

16. This cat who tried. He tried to handle it. He tried so hard. But he can’t. HE CAN’T. HE CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT.

17. THIS CAT WHO CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS CHRISTMAS TREE.

THIS CAT WHO CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS CHRISTMAS TREE.

18. This cat who physically cannot even deal with this cup on the table.

19. THIS CAT WHO IS SO DONE SHE JUST CANNOT EVEN DO IT ANYMORE. SHE PHYSICALLY CANNOT.

20. This cat who’s just trying to live her life. To deal. Except that she can’t. Because SHE JUST CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT. SHE CAN’T. EVEN. HANDLE. IT.

21. This cat who actually physically literally cannot.

22 Cats That Cannot Even Handle It Right Now

22. And this cat who looks like, for one second, she can. But she can’t. She won’t. She doesn’t. She’s done. She’s over it. She CANNOT.

 

Via: buzzfeed.com

15 Of The Creepiest Notes A Child Has Ever Written

These are definitely some of the creepiest notes…I think I may have nightmares tonight!


1. The warning note:

The warning note:

2. The love note:

The love note:

3. The “how are you doing” note:

The "how are you doing" note:

4. The lingering note:

The lingering note:

5. The undead note:

The undead note:

6. The note about St. Patrick’s Day:

The note about St. Patrick's Day:

7. The dream note:

The dream note:

8. The note for Catherine’s mom:

The note for Catherine's mom:

9. The note about a father:

The note about a father:

10. The snowflake note:

The snowflake note:

11. The decapitating note:

The decapitating note:

12. The note about passwords:

The note about passwords:

13. The note about Satan:

The note about Satan:

14. The other note about Satan:

The other note about Satan:

15. The note slipped under the door:

The note slipped under the door:

So what’s YOUR reaction to these notes? 

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

Here’s some tell tale signs that you might just be…addicted to coffee!

1. The exact second you wake up, before your eyes have even opened, you are thinking about your First Cup.

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

2. Your loved ones are AWARE when you haven’t had it yet.

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

3. You will do ANYTHING to get that first cup…

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

4. …except wait.

...except wait.

Justine Zweibel / BuzzFeed

5. You truly believe that your eyeballs don’t function as well without it.

You truly believe that your eyeballs don't function as well without it.

Because science.

6. You consider it a basic, fundamental requirement for existence.

You consider it a basic, fundamental requirement for existence.

The CW / Via pinterest.com

7. One that can define True Love:

One that can define True Love:

8. That first cup has a soul that sees your own.

That first cup has a soul that sees your own.

9. Without it, you’d invariably act like a jerk:

10. But once you have it, you feel like this:

But once you have it, you feel like this:

11. Your favorite mugs communicate your dependence on the substance within.

Your favorite mugs communicate your dependence on the substance within.

You can buy this mug here if you want.

12. Sometimes very directly.

Sometimes very directly.

You can buy this mug here.

13. And you display your mug collection like a work of art.

14. You’ve formed a life philosophy around it:

You've formed a life philosophy around it:

15. If you could wear this T-shirt every day, you would.

If you could wear this T-shirt every day, you would.

16. This is you:

This is you:

Illustration by Twisted Doodles.

17. This is your favorite Twitter account.

This is your favorite Twitter account.

18. This is an accessory you would consider wearing in some form.

This is an accessory you would consider wearing in some form.

Get this on Etsy.

19. This is a thing you’d consider doing, or at least pin to Pinterest.

This is a thing you'd consider doing, or at least pin to Pinterest.

20. To you, this moment proves that God is real.

To you, this moment proves that God is real.

THE MILK RAINBOW. ALL THE MOST GORGEOUS COLORS.

21. And you are happy to consume iced coffee in any form.

And you are happy to consume iced coffee in any form.

Iced Coffee Popsicles via The View From Great Island.

22. You spend so much money on it that you’ve tried recreating your favorite Starbucks drinks at home.

You spend so much money on it that you've tried recreating your favorite Starbucks drinks at home.

23. And you’re happy to entertain aesthetic improvisations.

24. As long as this doesn’t happen, under any circumstance.

As long as this doesn't happen, under any circumstance.

25. Your loved ones understand that coffee occupies a substantial amount of your available affection.

Your loved ones understand that coffee occupies a substantial amount of your available affection.

26. With it, your jokes are HILARIOUS.

With it, your jokes are HILARIOUS.

27. If anyone should ask you how many cups of coffee you’ve had today, you think:

If anyone should ask you how many cups of coffee you've had today, you think:

28. When you yawn, everyone around you knows:

When you yawn, everyone around you knows:

29. If you could bathe in coffee, you would.

If you could bathe in coffee, you would.

30. …like the people in this coffee spa that ACTUALLY EXISTS in Japan.

31. At the end of the day you sometimes think:

At the end of the day you sometimes think:

32. And so you pray.

And so you pray.

33. And know that tomorrow is a new day.

And know that tomorrow is a new day.

 

I’m Daddy and I Know It. (Parody of Sexy and I Know It) Video

I’m Daddy and I Know It. (Parody of Sexy and I Know It) Video

“I’m Daddy and I Know It” video is a parody of the song “Sexy and I Know It” by LMFAO. The daddy in the video is Chad Morton, a stay at home dad from Utah. He originally made the video as a gag gift for his family, but little did he know…it would end up on YouTube.com and become such a hit!

 

Source: youtube

 

Funny Pie Charts by David Thorne

The funny pie charts used by David Thorne in this email exchange to handle a grievance with a company requesting a new logo design is hilarious!

From: Simon Edhouse

Date: Monday 16 November 2009 2.19pm

To: David Thorne

Subject: Logo DesignHello David,

 

I would like to catch up as I am working on a really exciting project at the moment and need a logo designed. Basically something representing peer to peer networking. I have to have something to show prospective clients this week so would you be able to pull something together in the next few days? I will also need a couple of pie charts done for a 1 page website. If the deal goes ahead there will be some good money in it for you.

 

Simon

 

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 3.52pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,

 

Disregarding the fact that you have still not paid me for work I completed earlier this year despite several assertions that you would do so, I would be delighted to spend my free time creating logos and pie charts for you based on further vague promises of future possible payment. Please find attached pie chart as requested and let me know of any changes required.

 

Regards, David.

 

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 4.11pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Logo Design

Is that supposed to be a fucking joke? I told you the previous projects did not go ahead. I invested a lot more time and energy in those projects than you did. If you put as much energy into the projects as you do being a dickhead you would be a lot more successful.

 

From: David Thorne
Date: Monday 16 November 2009 5.27pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,

 

You are correct and I apologise. Your last project was actually both commercially viable and original. Unfortunately the part that was commercially viable was not original, and the part that was original was not commercially viable.

 

I would no doubt find your ideas more ‘cutting edge’ and original if I had traveled forward in time from the 1950’s but as it stands, your ideas for technology based projects that have already been put into application by other people several years before you thought of them fail to generate the enthusiasm they possibly deserve. Having said that though, if I had traveled forward in time, my time machine would probably put your peer to peer networking technology to shame as not only would it have commercial viability, but also an awesome logo and accompanying pie charts.

 

Regardless, I have, as requested, attached a logo that represents not only the peer to peer networking project you are currently working on, but working with you in general.

 

Regards, David.

 

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 11.07am
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

You just crossed the line. You have no idea about the potential this project has. The technology allows users to network peer to peer, add contacts, share information and is potentially worth many millions of dollars and your short sightedness just cost you any chance of being involved.

 

From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 1.36pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon,

 

So you have invented Twitter. Congratulations. This is where that time machine would definitely have come in quite handy.

 

When I was about twelve, I read that time slows down when approaching the speed of light so I constructed a time machine by securing my father’s portable generator to the back of my mini-bike with rope and attaching the drive belt to the back wheel. Unfortunately, instead of traveling through time and finding myself in the future, I traveled about fifty metres along the footpath at 200mph before finding myself in a bush. When asked by the nurse filling out the hospital accident report “Cause of accident?” I stated ‘time travel attempt’ but she wrote down ‘stupidity’.

 

If I did have a working time machine, the first thing I would do is go back four days and tell myself to read the warning on the hair removal cream packaging where it recommends not using on sensitive areas.

 

I would then travel several months back to warn myself against agreeing to do copious amounts of design work for an old man wielding the business plan equivalent of a retarded child poking itself in the eye with a spoon, before finally traveling back to 1982 and explaining to myself the long term photographic repercussions of going to the hairdresser and asking for a haircut exactly like Simon LeBon’s the day before a large family gathering.

 

Regards, David.

 

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 3.29pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

You really are a fucking idiot and have no idea what you are talking about. The project I am working on will be more successful than twitter within a year. When I sell the project for 40 million dollars I will ignore any emails from you begging to be a part of it and will send you a postcard from my yaght. Ciao.

 

From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 3.58pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

 

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 4.10pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Anyone else would be able to see the opportunity I am presenting but not you. You have to be a fucking smart arse about it. All I was asking for was a logo and a few pie charts which would have taken you a few fucking hours.

 

From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 4.25pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Dear Simon

 

Actually, you were asking me to design a logotype which would have taken me a few hours and fifteen years experience. For free. With pie charts. Usually when people don’t ask me to design them a logo, pie charts or website, I, in return, do not ask them to paint my apartment, drive me to the airport, represent me in court or whatever it is they do for a living. Unfortunately though, as your business model consists entirely of “Facebook is cool, I am going to make a website just like that”, this non exchange of free services has no foundation as you offer nothing of which I wont ask for.

 

Regards, David.

 

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 4.43pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

What the fuck is your point? Are you going to do the logo and charts for me or not?

 

From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 5.02pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

 

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 5.13pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Do not ever email me again.

 

From: David Thorne
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 5.19pm
To: Simon Edhouse
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Ok. Good luck with your project. If you need anything let me know.

 

Regards, David.

 

From: Simon Edhouse
Date: Tuesday 17 November 2009 5.27pm
To: David Thorne
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Logo Design

Get fucked

.

Source: 27bslash6.com