13 Best Amazon Reviews Of A Giant Gummy Bear

If you’re in the market for a five pound gummy bear, you might want to read these Amazon reviews first…

If you're in the market for a five pound gummy bear, you might want to read these Amazon reviews first...

1. Can and should be used as a method of self-defense.

Can and should be used as a method of self-defense.

2. This person clearly pissed off the reviewer above.

This person clearly pissed off the reviewer above.

3. The bigger ones taste better.

The bigger ones taste better.

4. This person is probably dead by now.

This person is probably dead by now.

5. Not quite sure why giant gummy bears would be necessary for “the Mayan Doomsday.”

Not quite sure why giant gummy bears would be necessary for "the Mayan Doomsday."

6. Giant gummy bears apparently cure depression.

Giant gummy bears apparently cure depression.

7. At least one person’s definition of a good time.

At least one person's definition of a good time.

8. Oh good lord, people.

Oh good lord, people.

9. See, this is confusing. This “Lord Dahak” gives the product a 5-star review…but doesn’t seem completely satisfied.

See, this is confusing. This "Lord Dahak" gives the product a 5-star review...but doesn't seem completely satisfied.

10. Also suitable for dogs.

Also suitable for dogs.

11. This unsatisfied customer has resolved to create his own gummy bear out of horse poop and cat butt. Inventive.

This unsatisfied customer has resolved to create his own gummy bear out of horse poop and cat butt. Inventive.

12. This is getting quite dark.

This is getting quite dark.

13. And creepy.

 
And creepy.

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Funniest Kleenex Tissues Review on Amazon

This woman’s review for Kleenex tissues on Amazon is HILARIOUS. You may even need a box of tissues yourself after reading this one! 

Kleenex Tissue Amazon Review

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Beware Of The 5 lb. Bag Of Sugarless Gummy Bears On Amazon.com – The Reviews Are Priceless!

Oh, gummy bears! They’re so tasty and delicious you can never eat just one. In fact most of us eat them by the handful.   And with diet season in full swing, some of us may be looking at the sugar-free alternative to help ease the gummy bear cravings.

But before you hop on Amazon to make a bulk purchase of the sugar-free variety, you just might want to read the safety warnings.  Or better yet, take a look at the user submitted reviews. We’ve compiled the best of the best for you right here:

Sugarless gummy bears may taste like the original,  but these come with a safety warning…REVIEWS MAY CAUSE EXTREME LAUGHTER! 

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Safety Warning:  Consumption of some sugar-free candies may cause stomach discomfort and/or a laxative effect. Individual tolerance will vary.  If this is the first time you’ve tried these candies, we recommend beginning with one-fourth of a serving size or less.

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Okay, now you’ve officially been warned.  Proceed at your own risk!

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