Accidental Spills That Will Make You Look Twice

Spilling something is always annoying, no matter what it is you’ve spilled and even more so if it stains.  That is not the case here, these accidental spills have become art in their own unusual way, be sure to check these creative spills out.

My Girlfriend Spilled Her Tea And… This Happened

Deer Formed From An Accidental Drop Of Black Paint

The Residue Of Black Paint Mixed With My White Paint And Made A Little Forest.

My Drink Was More Shocked I Spilled It Than I Was

This Stain On My Table Looks Like A Dog Passionately Taking In A Sweet Smell

The Spilled Ink On My Finger Looks Like A Forest Fire Have Taken Place

My Coworker Spilled Wine In The Office So I Turned It Into A Spazzy Cat, He Loved It

Found A Stain On A Restroom Wall That Looked Like A Panda

Work In A Paint Store, The Tint Came Out Looking Like A Volcano Erupting

Spilled A Bit Of Coffee. Came Back Later To See It Looking At Me

 

via

 

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

Here’s some tell tale signs that you might just be…addicted to coffee!

1. The exact second you wake up, before your eyes have even opened, you are thinking about your First Cup.

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

2. Your loved ones are AWARE when you haven’t had it yet.

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

3. You will do ANYTHING to get that first cup…

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

4. …except wait.

...except wait.

Justine Zweibel / BuzzFeed

5. You truly believe that your eyeballs don’t function as well without it.

You truly believe that your eyeballs don't function as well without it.

Because science.

6. You consider it a basic, fundamental requirement for existence.

You consider it a basic, fundamental requirement for existence.

The CW / Via pinterest.com

7. One that can define True Love:

One that can define True Love:

8. That first cup has a soul that sees your own.

That first cup has a soul that sees your own.

9. Without it, you’d invariably act like a jerk:

10. But once you have it, you feel like this:

But once you have it, you feel like this:

11. Your favorite mugs communicate your dependence on the substance within.

Your favorite mugs communicate your dependence on the substance within.

You can buy this mug here if you want.

12. Sometimes very directly.

Sometimes very directly.

You can buy this mug here.

13. And you display your mug collection like a work of art.

14. You’ve formed a life philosophy around it:

You've formed a life philosophy around it:

15. If you could wear this T-shirt every day, you would.

If you could wear this T-shirt every day, you would.

16. This is you:

This is you:

Illustration by Twisted Doodles.

17. This is your favorite Twitter account.

This is your favorite Twitter account.

18. This is an accessory you would consider wearing in some form.

This is an accessory you would consider wearing in some form.

Get this on Etsy.

19. This is a thing you’d consider doing, or at least pin to Pinterest.

This is a thing you'd consider doing, or at least pin to Pinterest.

20. To you, this moment proves that God is real.

To you, this moment proves that God is real.

THE MILK RAINBOW. ALL THE MOST GORGEOUS COLORS.

21. And you are happy to consume iced coffee in any form.

And you are happy to consume iced coffee in any form.

Iced Coffee Popsicles via The View From Great Island.

22. You spend so much money on it that you’ve tried recreating your favorite Starbucks drinks at home.

You spend so much money on it that you've tried recreating your favorite Starbucks drinks at home.

23. And you’re happy to entertain aesthetic improvisations.

24. As long as this doesn’t happen, under any circumstance.

As long as this doesn't happen, under any circumstance.

25. Your loved ones understand that coffee occupies a substantial amount of your available affection.

Your loved ones understand that coffee occupies a substantial amount of your available affection.

26. With it, your jokes are HILARIOUS.

With it, your jokes are HILARIOUS.

27. If anyone should ask you how many cups of coffee you’ve had today, you think:

If anyone should ask you how many cups of coffee you've had today, you think:

28. When you yawn, everyone around you knows:

When you yawn, everyone around you knows:

29. If you could bathe in coffee, you would.

If you could bathe in coffee, you would.

30. …like the people in this coffee spa that ACTUALLY EXISTS in Japan.

31. At the end of the day you sometimes think:

At the end of the day you sometimes think:

32. And so you pray.

And so you pray.

33. And know that tomorrow is a new day.

And know that tomorrow is a new day.

 

Grumpy Morning People Get Their Own Coffee Shop

If you are a grumpy morning person, this coffee shop might just be perfect for you!  😉

 

COFFEE SHOP OPENS FOR NON-MORNING PEOPLE

A coffee shop has opened in Cardiff for people who hate mornings.

Grumpy Fuckers’ Coffee Shop opened its door yesterday and was overwhelmed by demand.

Manager Clive GrimGrits told WalesOnCraic:

“I had to get up at 5am to get the bastard shop open. I hated it. Most people are still sleeping at that time. We opened the shop at 6am and by 7am, we’d already sold out of ‘Fuck You Frappuccinos’ as well as our ‘Piss Poor Tea’. Every fucker who came in had a face on them like a slapped arse so I closed the shop at 8am so I could go home and get some proper sleep like most people do.”

One customer said that she would visit the coffee shop again, despite everyone bumping into each other and not saying a word.

“It was perfect for me. I could just sit there, thinking how shit my life is and how I hated going to work. They guy next to me was asking whether they did any cooked breakfasts but the manager told him to fuck off and get a life. Everyone was grumpy, which was fine because we were all grumpy together.”

 

Grumpy-Fuckers-Coffee-Shop-Cardiff

Source: grumpyfuckers

 

Signs You Might Be Drinking Too Much Coffee…

Signs You  Might Be Drinking Too Much Coffee

coffeeaddiction

  1. – Juan Valdez named his donkey after you.
  2. – You ski uphill.
  3. – You answer the door before people knock.
  4. – You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.
  5. – You haven’t blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
  6. – You lick your coffeepot clean.
  7. – You’re the employee of the month at the local coffeehouse and you don’t even work there.
  8. – Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.
  9. – You chew on other people’s fingernails.
  10. – Your T-shirt says, “Decaffeinated coffee is the devil’s blend.”
  11. – You can type sixty words per minute … with your feet.
  12. – You can jump-start your car without cables.
  13. – Cocaine is a downer.
  14. – You don’t need a hammer to pound nails.
  15. – Your only source of nutrition comes from “Sweet & Low.”
  16. – You don’t sweat, you percolate.
  17. – You buy 1/2 & 1/2 by the barrel.
  18. – You’ve worn out the handle on your favorite mug.
  19. – You go to AA meetings just for the free coffee.
  20. – You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it’s not plugged in.
  21. – You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.
  22. – Charles Manson thinks you need to calm down.
  23. – You’ve built a miniature city out of little plastic stirrers.
  24. – People get dizzy just watching you.
  25. – You’ve worn the finish off your coffee table.
  26. – The Taster’s Choice couple wants to adopt you.
  27. – Starbucks owns the mortgage on your house.
  28. – Your taste buds are so numb you could drink your lava lamp.
  29. – Instant coffee takes too long.
  30. – When someone says. “How are you?”, you say, “Good to the last drop.”
  31. – You want to be cremated just so you can spend the rest of eternity in a coffee can.
  32. – Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil.
  33. – You’re offended when people use the word “brew” to mean beer.
  34. – You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.
  35. – You can thread a sewing machine, while it’s running.
  36. – You can outlast the Energizer bunny.
  37. – You short out motion detectors.
  38. – You don’t even wait for the water to boil anymore.
  39. – Your nervous twitch registers on the Richter scale.
  40. – You think being called a “drip” is a compliment.
  41. – You don’t tan, you roast.
  42. – You can’t even remember your second cup.
  43. – You help your dog chase its tail.

 

SOURCE: thejokeyard