Generic Father Figure Needed For Backyard BBQ

I wonder what kind of response he received from this Craigslist ad?  LMAO!

 

To interested individuals,

We will be throwing a backyard BBQ on June 17th to celebrate beer and each other. We range in age from 21-26, and while most of us know how to operate a grill, none of us are prepared to fill the role of “BBQ Dad” That being said, we are in need of a generic father figure from 4PM to about 8PM (though you may stay the full duration of the party). Duties include:

– Grilling hamburgers and hotdogs (whilst drinking beer)
– Bringing your own grill (though this is subject to change. We will provide all of the meat)
– Refer to all attendees as “Big Guy’, “Chief”, “Sport”, “Champ” etc. (whilst drinking beer)
– Talk about dad things, like lawnmowers, building your own deck, Jimmy Buffet, etc. Funny anecdotes are highly encouraged. All whilst drinking beer.

Desired experience:

– A minimum of 18 years experience as a father
– A minimum of 10 years grilling experience
– An appreciation of a nice, cold beer on a hot summer day

We can’t pay you in money, BUT we can give you all the food and cold beer your heart desires. Grill for a few hours, then sit back and crack open a few cold ones with the boys.

THIS IS A REAL AD. Do not hesitate to call if you are interested. Preference will be given to applicants named Bill, Randy, or Dave.

Via: craigslist

19 Everyday Sights In Australian Backyards

Just another day in the ‘burbs of an Australian backyard! Spiders eating birds. Pythons eating wallabies…YIKES! 

1. This nonchalant appearance.

This nonchalant appearance.

2. This fella just hanging around.

This fella just hanging around.

3. This spider snacking on a snake.

This spider snacking on a snake.

4. This Hungry Hornet.

This Hungry Hornet.

5. This Compost Bin Invader.

This Compost Bin Invader.

6. This Guinea Pig Cage Invader, now too fat to back out.

This Guinea Pig Cage Invader, now too fat to back out.

7. This Morning Caller.

This Morning Caller.

8. This Hungry Late Night Visitor.

This Hungry Late Night Visitor.

9. This Midnight Snacker.

This Midnight Snacker.

10. This Beer Snake.

This Beer Snake.

11. These Three Metre Snake Skins Just Lying Around.

These Three Metre Snake Skins Just Lying Around.

12. So Ummm, Where Is It Now?

So Ummm, Where Is It Now?

13. This Guardian Of The Garage Door.

This Guardian Of The Garage Door.

14. This Spider vs Dragonfly Battle.

This Spider vs Dragonfly Battle.

15. These Epic Battlers.

These Epic Battlers.

16. This Angry Chap.

This Angry Chap.

17. This Christmas Beetle.

This Christmas Beetle.

18. This Dazzling Visitor.

This Dazzling Visitor.

19. This JOYOUS Scene!

This JOYOUS Scene!

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