People Who May Have Solidified Themselves As Single For Life

Some people may prefer the single life but carrying on like this might hinder your chances of ever finding a mate.

What’s the opposite of being a wingman? I’m not even sure he knows who they are.

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Remember in “Wiggle” when Jason DeRulo asked, “How’d you fit all that in them jeans?” This is who he was talking about.

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Oh no. There isn’t enough Crest in the world to get that memory washed out of your mouth. singlelife02

Gross! Why would you pick that font?

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He’s definitely on the beach with those lovely ladies. 100% for sure.

singlelife03Anytime a diaper is worn in your Tinder pic, it’s safe to bet you’re not going to go over on your daily right swipes.

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No one has ever hooked up with a guy that had a custom Nintendo 64 jersey designed.

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If you don’t trust, then how can you ever love?

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The biggest issue isn’t the fake girl; it’s the phantom hand resting on his shoulder.

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I’m sure the willing applicants are just lining up at the door.

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No one has ever hooked up using the horn emoji. It’s just not possible.

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That’s a Justin Bieber poster and I don’t even want to tell you what’s down at the bottom.

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Really anyone who wears these shorts in public might as well hang it up.

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Remember that song “She Blinded Me With Science?” This is the opposite of that.

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Actually this picture may have gotten them a lot more dates than they expected.

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The good news is that he didn’t add a girl into the picture like everyone else. The bad news is that he added himself into hers and made himself look like a mutant.

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If those awkward puzzle pieces don’t ruin things before they start, they will as soon as you try to explain what they mean and why they’re shaped like that.

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You’re never going to get another lady back to that house after they Google your address.

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I’m done. This is where I draw the line.

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