24 Reasons Husbands Can’t Be Trusted To Do Anything Right

Some funny reasons why husbands can’t be trusted to do ANYTHING right. 

1. They should never be asked to fold fitted sheets.

They should never be asked to fold fitted sheets.

2. They should never be left to take care of infants.

They should never be left to take care of infants.

3. For real…

For real...

4. They should never be left alone near rivers, especially if there are children around.

They should never be left alone near rivers, especially if there are children around.

5. They should never be put in charge of making the lattice for your apple pie.

They should never be put in charge of making the lattice for your apple pie.

6. They should never be left in charge of the house or kids.

7. They should never be asked to watch the baby.

They should never be asked to watch the baby.

8. They should never be given access to googly eyes.

They should never be given access to googly eyes.

9. They should never be left alone with feminine products.

They should never be left alone with feminine products.

10. They should never be in charge of pest control.

They should never be in charge of pest control.

11. They should never be responsible for decorating anniversary cakes.

They should never be responsible for decorating anniversary cakes.

12. They should never be allowed to wrap the Christmas presents.

They should never be allowed to wrap the Christmas presents.

13. They should never be allowed to pump the gas.

They should never be allowed to pump the gas.

14. They should never be left in charge of lunch for tomorrow.

They should never be left in charge of lunch for tomorrow.

15. They should never be allowed near poetry fridge magnets.

They should never be allowed near poetry fridge magnets.

16. They should never be left in charge of the calendar.

They should never be left in charge of the calendar.

17. They should never be in charge of cleaning the shower.

18. They should never be in charge of dressing the kids.

They should never be in charge of dressing the kids.

19. They shouldn’t be allowed to design your mutual credit card.

They shouldn't be allowed to design your mutual credit card.

20. They should never be given access to label makers.

They should never be given access to label makers.

21. They should never be allowed on Pinterest.

They should never be allowed on Pinterest.

22. They should never have a credit card in the presence of ice cream. They’ll just use it as a spoon.

They should never have a credit card in the presence of ice cream. They'll just use it as a spoon.

23. They should never be in charge of naming new puppies.

They should never be in charge of naming new puppies.

24. They should never be told that they’re not allowed to drink beer near the new carpet.

They should never be told that they're not allowed to drink beer near the new carpet.

Source: buzzfeed

11 Signs You Need To Find A New Apartment Right Now!

Signs that it may be time to find a new apartment RIGHT NOW!

1. Your landlord never fixes anything.

Your landlord never fixes anything.

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“Oh, your ceiling leaks every time your upstairs neighbor showers? I’ll get to it in the next couple of months.”

2. Your roommate is the queen/king of passive-aggressive notes.

Your roommate is the queen/king of passive-aggressive notes.

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Half the time you don’t even understand what you did wrong.

3. Actually, everyone leaves a LOT of notes.

Actually, everyone leaves a LOT of notes.

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Eh.

4. Everyone in your building has very grouchy babies.

11 Signs You Need To Find A New Apartment Right Now

And they CRY. A LOT.

5. You literally have no cell service.

11 Signs You Need To Find A New Apartment Right Now

Your apartment is pretty much a BLACK HOLE.

6. Your monthly rent costs as much as a downpayment on a small house.

Your monthly rent costs as much as a downpayment on a small house.

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The rent is too damn high.

7. There are mice playing house in your pantry.

11 Signs You Need To Find A New Apartment Right Now

Sounds cute, but it’s mostly just disturbing.

8. You bought stock in pepper spray.

You bought stock in pepper spray.

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Your walk home feels vaguely post-apocalyptic. Is that a wolf on a motorcycle? Just don’t make eye contact.

9. You had a fling with your hot neighbor, and now you see them in the elevator EVERY DAY.

You had a fling with your hot neighbor, and now you see them in the elevator EVERY DAY.

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SO AWKWARD.

10. You no longer receive rent invoices, but you do receive late notices on rent.

11 Signs You Need To Find A New Apartment Right Now

Gee, thanks.

11. And, of course, ghosts.

11 Signs You Need To Find A New Apartment Right Now

oOoOoOoOoOoOo. Spooky.


Via: buzzfeed.com

Wife Texts Husband She Brought A Dog Home While The Pic Shows A Coyote ….

When this wife, “Kayla Eby”, sends her husband Justin a text saying she brought home a dog,  but in the picture you can clearly tell it is a coyote,  hilarity ensues.  LOLOL

 

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More info: Facebook

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21 Dogs Who Don’t Realize How Big They Are

These dogs don’t seem to realize just how big they are! But judging from their pictures, they bring their owners even BIGGER smiles! Can you imagine what it takes to feed these dogs though…WOW! 

1. This dog who just wants to tan.

This dog who just wants to tan.

2. Giant George, the dog who likes to relax on the couch.

Giant George, the dog who likes to relax on the couch.

3. This dog who wants a hug.

This dog who wants a hug.

4. This adorable dog who kind of resembles a wolf.

This adorable dog who kind of resembles a wolf.

5. This dog trying to watch TV.

This dog trying to watch TV.

6. This dog who doesn’t like to go to the vet.

This dog who doesn't like to go to the vet.

7. This dog who is definitely hogging the couch.

This dog who is definitely hogging the couch.

8. This dog who just wants to escape that rat thing on the floor.

This dog who just wants to escape that rat thing on the floor.

9. This dog who you can’t hide treats from.

This dog who you can't hide treats from.

10. This dog who takes babysitting too seriously.

This dog who takes babysitting too seriously.

11. This dog who likes chairs.

This dog who likes chairs.

12. This dog who could mop my entire kitchen by rolling over once.

This dog who could mop my entire kitchen by rolling over once.

13. This dog who thinks the sink is his water bowl.

This dog who thinks the sink is his water bowl.

14. This dog who just wants to be a kid.

This dog who just wants to be a kid.

15. This dog who doubles as a stool.

This dog who doubles as a stool.

16. This guy who’s convinced he’s a lap dog.

This guy who's convinced he's a lap dog.

17. This dog who just wants to cuddle.

This dog who just wants to cuddle.

18. This dog who’s basically a horse for Chihuahuas.

This dog who's basically a horse for Chihuahuas.

19. This dog who’s investigating something.

This dog who's investigating something.

20. This dog who’s dreaming of bacon and bones.

This dog who's dreaming of bacon and bones.

21. This dog who would be a great shoulder to cry on.

This dog who would be a great shoulder to cry on.

 

21 Creative Ways To Drive Someone Crazy Discreetly

Here’s 21 creative ways to discreetly drive someone crazy!

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Pup and Kitten Think They Are Related

Buttons the Jack Russell was rejected by her mother and Kitty the kitten was abandoned and later found on the street.  Button and Kitty were put together and they immediately seemed to like each other. The employees of the animal shelter even suspect that the two think that they’re sisters.

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24 Deliciously Healthy Ways To Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth

24 Deliciously Healthy Ways To Satisfy Your Sweet Tooth

And guys, this is NOT diet food.

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1. Chocolate Avocado Pudding

Chocolate Avocado Pudding

Avocado FTW. Recipe here.

2. Strawberry Lemonade Popsicles

Strawberry Lemonade Popsicles

Perfect for summer. Recipe here.

3. Frozen Chocolate Banana Bites

Frozen Chocolate Banana Bites

Easy and healthy: sweet. Recipe here.

4. Blackberry Cabernet Sorbet

Blackberry Cabernet Sorbet

For the person with an ice cream maker and a passion for red wine. Recipe here.

5. Ginger Watermelon Italian Ice

Ginger Watermelon Italian Ice

The perfect snack to enjoy with the perfect romantic comedy. Recipe here.

6. Gluten-, Dairy-, and Grain-Free Sticky Chocolate Fudge Cake

Gluten-, Dairy-, and Grain-Free Sticky Chocolate Fudge Cake

Sooooo fudgy. Recipe here.

7. Balsamic Buttermilk Sherbert

Balsamic Buttermilk Sherbert

Warning: easy and delicious. Probably addictive. Recipe here.

8. Blueberry Creamsicles

Blueberry Creamsicles

Creamsicles: Popsicles’ richer cousin. Recipe here.

9. Clean No Bake Peanut Butter Pie

Clean No Bake Peanut Butter Pie

You’ll be shocked by how not bad for you this recipe really is. Recipe here.

10. Rum Broiled Grapefruit

Rum Broiled Grapefruit

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Rum makes everything better, amirite? Recipe here.

11. Summer Stone Fruit Crisp

One more reason to look forward to summer. Recipe here.

12. Heart Healthier Chocolate Oatmeal Cookies

Secret ingredient alert: Avocado replaces the butter. Recipe here.

13. Red, White, and Blueberry Frozen Yogurt Pie with Granola Crust

(Use fat-free plain frozen yogurt instead of ice cream.) Recipe here.

14. Skillet Granola Apple Crisp

Skillet Granola Apple Crisp

Toasting the granola keeps it light and crispy. Recipe here.

15. Grilled Brown Sugar Butter Pineapple

Grilled Brown Sugar Butter Pineapple

Feel free to adjust the butter and sugar levels depending on how healthy you feel like being. Recipe here.

16. Chocolate and Raspberry Chia Pudding

Chocolate and Raspberry Chia Pudding

You call it dessert, I call it breakfast. Recipe here.

17. Mango Brûlée

No blowtorch needed. Recipe here.

18. Coconut Whipped Cream + Strawberries

Coconut Whipped Cream + Strawberries

Sorry Cool Whip, you’ve been replaced. Recipe here.

19. Upside-Down Pineapple Breakfast Cake

Upside-Down Pineapple Breakfast Cake

About a million ingredients, but WORTH IT. Recipe here.

20. Poached Pears with Caradamom and Saffron

Poached Pears with Caradamom and Saffron

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It involves crème fraîche and sugar, but it also involves fruit, so we feel good about it. Recipe here.

21. Guilt-Free Chocolate Truffles

Guilt-Free Chocolate Truffles

Creamy and delicious and just so so good. Recipe here.

22. Triple Chocolate Mousse

Triple Chocolate Mousse

Hahahaha tofu instead of cream. Recipe here.

23. Roasted Strawberry Rhubarb and Yogurt Parfaits

Roasted Strawberry Rhubarb and Yogurt Parfaits

Another dessert you could legitimately eat for breakfast. Recipe here.

24. Sweet Potato Brownies

Sweet Potato Brownies

OMG how are these so healthy? Recipe here. (Paleo version available here.)

 

35 Ridiculously Dumb People Who Will Make You Feel Like A Genius!

There’s always someone dumber than you think out there people…Watch out! 

1. Anyone who has apparently never attended a day of schooling in their lives:

Anyone who has apparently never attended a day of schooling in their lives:

2. Anyone who thinks you can use an iPad as a phone:

Anyone who thinks you can use an iPad as a phone:

3. Anyone who thinks this is an option:

Anyone who thinks this is an option:

4. Anyone who thinks we celebrate Milk Day in January:

Anyone who thinks we celebrate Milk Day in January:

5. Anyone who thinks that this caption somehow makes sense:

Anyone who thinks that this caption somehow makes sense:

6. Anyone who makes a mistake like this:

Anyone who makes a mistake like this:

7. Anyone who thinks they can fool people with Photoshop like this:

Anyone who thinks they can fool people with Photoshop like this:

8. Anyone that feels the need to pose this question:

Anyone that feels the need to pose this question:

9. Anyone who washes their car like this:

Anyone who washes their car like this:

10. Anyone who thinks this is a good idea/even an idea at all:

Anyone who thinks this is a good idea/even an idea at all:

11. Anyone that somehow thinks this is a question that needs to be asked:

Anyone that somehow thinks this is a question that needs to be asked:

12. Anyone that uses an umbrella like this:

Anyone that uses an umbrella like this:

13. Anyone who thinks this will help:

Anyone who thinks this will help:

14. Anyone who has no idea how time works:

Anyone who has no idea how time works:

15. Anyone who travels like this:

Anyone who travels like this:

Or like this:

Or like this:

16. Anyone who is this behind on abbreves:

Anyone who is this behind on abbreves:

17. Anyone who makes this tragic mistake:

Anyone who makes this tragic mistake:

18. Anyone who is unable to read their steering wheel:

Anyone who is unable to read their steering wheel:

19. Anyone who thinks this is a good way to get new phone numbers:

Anyone who thinks this is a good way to get new phone numbers:

20. Anyone who thinks a tattoo like this is a good idea:

Anyone who thinks a tattoo like this is a good idea:

21. Anyone who thinks this happened:

Anyone who thinks this happened:

22. Anyone who does this immediately after giving birth:

Anyone who does this immediately after giving birth:

23. Anyone who asks a question like this:

Anyone who asks a question like this:

24. Anyone who thinks a selfie tattoo is a good idea:

Anyone who thinks a selfie tattoo is a good idea:

25. Anyone who packs a lunch like this:

Anyone who packs a lunch like this:

26. Anyone who is unaware of how mirrors works:

Anyone who is unaware of how mirrors works:

27. Anyone who can mess up sitting in a chair so spectacularly:

Anyone who can mess up sitting in a chair so spectacularly:

28. Anyone who falls for this:

Anyone who falls for this:

29. Anyone who goes to Facebook for medical advice:

Anyone who goes to Facebook for medical advice:

30. Anyone who takes their food pics on Instagram like this:

Anyone who takes their food pics on Instagram like this:

31. Anyone who thinks that’s how “puberty” is spelled:

Anyone who thinks that's how "puberty" is spelled:

32. Anyone who apparently has never been in an elevator before:

Anyone who apparently has never been in an elevator before:

33. Anyone who has a problem like this:

Anyone who has a problem like this:

34. Anyone who thinks people can die from this:

Anyone who thinks people can die from this:

35. Anyone who proposes like this:

Anyone who proposes like this:

And the entire class of 2015:

And the entire class of 2015:

 

Via: buzzfeed.com

22 Cats That Cannot Even Handle It Right Now.

These cats look like they have just COMPLETELY lost their minds and cannot handle it right now. Some of these cats may need to lay off the catnip!

 

1. This cat who literally just CANNOT with this tiny rabbit toy.

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2. This cat who physically CAN. NOT. even deal with being picked up for one second.

This cat who physically CAN. NOT. even deal with being picked up for one second.

3. This cat who CANNOT. HE JUST CAN NOT.

4. This cat who LITERALLY CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS BOX.

This cat who LITERALLY CANNOT DEAL WITH THIS BOX.

5. This cat who just physically cannot even deal with this package.

6. This cat who looks like maybe she could handle it a second ago, but not now. No. Not anymore. She can’t. She just can’t.

This cat who looks like maybe she could handle it a second ago, but not now. No. Not anymore. She can't. She just can't.

7. This cat who just can’t with these bugs.

8. This cat who can’t even deal with this tiny cat hat.

This cat who can't even deal with this tiny cat hat.

9. THIS CAT WHO CANNOT EVEN HANDLE HIMSELF.

10. This cat who JUST CANNOT PHYSICALLY HANDLE HIS OWN EXISTENCE IN THIS WORLD. HE CAN’T. HE CANNOT.

This cat who JUST CANNOT PHYSICALLY HANDLE HIS OWN EXISTENCE IN THIS WORLD. HE CAN'T. HE CANNOT.

11. This cat who literally cannot handle this other cat.

This cat who literally cannot handle this other cat.

12. This cat who can’t even handle this tube thing.

13. This cat who LITERALLY CANNOT deal with this woman.

This cat who LITERALLY CANNOT deal with this woman.

14. THIS CAT WHO JUST CAN’T. HE’S DONE. HE’S COOKED. HE’S OVER IT. HE CANNOT.

15. This cat who is literally frozen in his inability to handle it.

This cat who is literally frozen in his inability to handle it.

16. This cat who tried. He tried to handle it. He tried so hard. But he can’t. HE CAN’T. HE CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT.

17. THIS CAT WHO CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS CHRISTMAS TREE.

THIS CAT WHO CANNOT EVEN HANDLE THIS CHRISTMAS TREE.

18. This cat who physically cannot even deal with this cup on the table.

19. THIS CAT WHO IS SO DONE SHE JUST CANNOT EVEN DO IT ANYMORE. SHE PHYSICALLY CANNOT.

20. This cat who’s just trying to live her life. To deal. Except that she can’t. Because SHE JUST CAN’T EVEN HANDLE IT. SHE CAN’T. EVEN. HANDLE. IT.

21. This cat who actually physically literally cannot.

22 Cats That Cannot Even Handle It Right Now

22. And this cat who looks like, for one second, she can. But she can’t. She won’t. She doesn’t. She’s done. She’s over it. She CANNOT.

 

Via: buzzfeed.com

Dogs Are My Favorite People And Here Is Why

Dogs have a special way of comforting, protecting, and overall…bringing happiness to their loved ones. It’s no wonder that dogs are considered “man’s BEST friend” and are my favorite people!

 

I hope you’ll share this with friends and family who also LOVE DOGS…Thanks!

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Earthships – Are They The Home Of The Future?

 Earthships are the 21st century’s  100% sustainable homes that offer comforts like no other green building style you have ever seen! They are the modern way of living  cheap and in harmony with nature.  Here are 11 reasons why Earthships are so amazing:

 

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1. Grow your own food!

The Earthship is equipped with 2 greenhouses that can grow crops through the whole year! That means that no matter what the climate is, you can eat vegetables and fruits for free by growing them in your own house. If you need meat or eggs, you can also build a chicken coop into your Earthship. A fish pond is also a great option for the seafood lovers!

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2. Cheap energy!

You can use renewable sources like solar panels and wind turbines to provide all the power your home needs. That is, of course, if you’re not the senseless consumer modern society taught you to be.

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3. Sustainable water system.

Whenever it rains, the roof of the Earthship collects the water in a cistern, which then distributes it to sinks and showers. The used ‘gray water’ from the sinks and showers is then pumped into the greenhouse to water the plants. At this point water is cleaned by the plants and it’s ready for use again– that’s why it’s pumped back to the bathrooms for the toilets. After that the water from the toilet is pumped to the outdoor garden to give nutrients to non-edible plants.

4. A secure shelter for any weather.

Earthships are adapted to any kind of climate– no matter if it’s freezing cold or  hot like hell, Earthships sustain a constant temperature of around 70 degrees Fahrenheit  (22 degrees Celsius). The secret is in the structure of the building– tires filled with dirt or ‘thermal mass’. Through this method, solar power is being absorbed and can also be released depending on the interior’s temperature. In order for the sun to heat up the thermal mass, the large front windows of the greenhouse should be facing south.

5. No bills = freedom.

Having all those basic necessities for free brings us to the next huge advantage– you’ve freed yourself from the modern form of slavery! You no longer need to work in order to survive– no more wasted valuable time! You can fully concentrate on the things you love doing and on improving yourself and the world around you. The only responsibility you’ll have will be to take care of your greenhouse and Earthship, which is totally worth it! Imagine the world we’d live in if everyone had that much free time to do the things they truly love to do instead of working jobs they don’t even like!

6. Build your own one!

This can be done surprisingly fast even by an amateur builder! A fine example of that is a married couple, who built  their own 3-story Earthship by themselves in 3 months. They both had no experience in construction and managed to build their green home using only printed schematics. No workers were hired nor were the costs for equipment high. If a couple in their forties can do it– anyone can, too.
Read: The first completely sustainable island is in Scotland

7. Cheap

Earthships are pretty cheap compared to universal houses. They vary from 7,000 to 70,000, depending on whether you want an average or a huge one. The price fits buyers from all social classes.

8. Sustainable and trendy.

Most people picture a primitive home that lacks the comforts the 21st century has to offer, when they hear sustainable or Eco-homes.  Take a look at these pictures and you decide if Earthships have anything to do with primitive or old-fashioned:

 

9.Made of byproducts of modern societytire-pile1

The basic parts of the Earthship are recycled byproducts– that’s the reason why they are so cheap. As I mentioned above, tires filled with dirt make up the structure of the Earthship. Used tires are pretty easy to acquire and there are places where they’ll actually pay you to take them away! Another example are the walls– they are concreted plastic and glass bottles. I’m sure you can find these and a lot of the other materials needed pretty easily in every urban environment.

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10. Open-minded.

Earthships succeed in one thing for sure– encouraging people to think differently. They inspire us to build our human society in harmony with nature and not against it. What if we apply the sustainable model not only in our homes but in the world around us? What else can we make cheaper, more sustainable and Eco-friendly ?
Read: Sapiosexuality: Why Some of Us are Attracted Purely by Intelligence (backed by science, of course)

11. The Earthships crew

The supporters and activists of the Earthships carry the same values as the Earthship itself. There are widely spread movements around the world that build sustainable homes in different countries. If you don’t want to live alone or build one by yourself, you can always contact such organizations and be a part of spreading the change!

Hat tip to High Existance for inspiring us and providing the images.

 

Source: iheartintelligence

The 28 Most Unfortunate Pictures Ever Taken

When pictures are taken at just the right moments, it may have you questioning people’s morals. BUT…after taking a closer look, you’ll see these pictures are NOT what your mind led you to believe. None of these are bad…TRUST ME!

1. This isn’t a half-man, half-baby.

This isn't a half-man, half-baby.

2. This isn’t a brand new species of pepper-cutting human.

This isn't a brand new species of pepper-cutting human.

3. This isn’t a girl with a floating head.

This isn't a girl with a floating head.

4. This isn’t a giant, poised to strike.

This isn't a giant, poised to strike.

5. That person’s head isn’t that big.

That person's head isn't that big.

6. This little girl isn’t the tallest baby ever.

This little girl isn't the tallest baby ever.

7. Whose legs are those?

Whose legs are those?

8. That’s not a ponytail.

That's not a ponytail.

9. This isn’t a picture of very, very tiny bridesmaids.

This isn't a picture of very, very tiny bridesmaids.

10. This isn’t the world’s oldest baby.

This isn't the world's oldest baby.

11. Whose legs are in front?

Whose legs are in front?

12. That’s not a… you know.

That's not a... you know.

13. This isn’t a man in a stunning dress.

This isn't a man in a stunning dress.

14. This baby doesn’t have a giant arm.

This baby doesn't have a giant arm.

15. This isn’t the creepiest family photo ever.

This isn't the creepiest family photo ever.

16. That hair isn’t what it looks like.

That hair isn't what it looks like.

17. This isn’t the world’s most revealing Facebook picture.

This isn't the world's most revealing Facebook picture.

18. This isn’t as dangerous as it looks.

This isn't as dangerous as it looks.

19. This isn’t what it looks like.

This isn't what it looks like.

20. This isn’t a tiny-headed freak of nature.

This isn't a tiny-headed freak of nature.

21. These aren’t the legs of a human doll.

These aren't the legs of a human doll.

22. That’s not her long, flowing locks.

That's not her long, flowing locks.

23. This selfie isn’t what it seems.

This selfie isn't what it seems.

24. This lady isn’t a ghost.

This lady isn't a ghost.

25. This isn’t a jacked little girl.

This isn't a jacked little girl.

26. This isn’t a picture of a tennis player’s secret weapon.

This isn't a picture of a tennis player's secret weapon.

27. That’s not a gigantic pair of lips.

That's not a gigantic pair of lips.

28. This isn’t dad having a little too much fun during the football game.

This isn't dad having a little too much fun during the football game.

THANKFULLY.

Via: buzzfeed.com

Dog Is Heartbroken, So Owner Tapes A Note On Neighbour’s Window

There once was a dog who lived across the street from a cat. Every day, three times a day for months, the dog would longingly peer into the window across the street just to see his beloved cat. It became somewhat of a habit until the cat owner decided to put potted plants on the windowsill her cat loved to sit on… and suddenly the dog couldn’t see his feline crush anymore. Their cute love story wouldn’t end here, however.

The dog spent a few days moping around the house until his owner realized why he was so sad. The woman taped a note on her neighbor’s window that will break your heart in the best way.

The note read:

Dear Neighbor,

This is going to seem ridiculous, but I thought you should know that my dog (who lives next door with me) is madly in love with your cat… and has been for probably 6 months! Three times a day, he puts his paws on our railing to look at him/her in your windowsill. Now that you have potted plants there, he is heartbroken… but keeps looking for your cat every time. Maybe your plants could switch to a different window??!

-From your neighbor and her adoring dog

Instead of ignoring the note, the cat owner responded in the absolute best way. She moved the potted plants and left a simple note of her own, “For True Love!”

We don’t know if the pets ended up together or not… but if we had to guess, we’d say they are walking around the block together right now, madly in love.

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People Who Eat Ketchup Are Being Warned By Doctors…

The majority of us always have ketchup in the fridge, as we put ketchup in the sandwiches, hot dogs, on French fries..Unfortunately, only a few are aware of the effects of this condiment.

Apparently, our favourite condiment contains much more than a healthy tomato dose.

If you grab a bottle of Heinz ketchup and review its ingredients, you will read the following:

  1. Tomato concentrates from red ripe tomatoes
  2. Distilled vinegar
  3. High-fructose corn syrup (or sugar)
  4. Corn syrup (sugar-again!)
  5. Salt
  6. Spices
  7. Onion powder
  8. Natural flavouring

First of all, don’t you think its’ strange that our ketchup contains a double dose of sugar? The terms high-fructose corn syrup and corn syrup are just fancy names for sugar.

Additionally, the law demands that ingredients are listed according to their amount, that is, to the weight, in the product, from the greatest to the least.

Yet, if we combine the amounts of corn syrup and high-fructose corn syrup, we can easily see that sugar should be second on the list.

This made Mr. Eastcoastman do a small experiment which gave surprising effects! He filled up a typical 1.3-liter bottle of Heinz ketchup with the actual amount of sugar it has, and it had 33 tablespoons of sugar!

Also, two tablespoons of this ketchup contain 2 teaspoons of sugar, which is quite much, especially if we consider the recommended dose of 6 teaspoons daily for women, by the American Heart Association. This means that ketchup takes up a third of your daily sugar quota!

Furthermore, the distilled vinegar in Heinz ketchup is unhealthy as it is made of GMO corn, and it is openly admitted on the Heinz website!

Despite the numerous debates about the effects of GMO foods on our health, it has been recently found that they are linked to the Monsanto’s Roundup herbicide, which is used on genetically modified crops.

This pesticide apparently contains a carcinogenic chemical, called glyphosate, which has been found in the blood and urine of numerous people all over the world. This chemical has been linked to numerous autoimmune disorders, autism, acute toxicity, leaky gut syndrome, and much more.

Unfortunately, this chemical has been in our environment for long and has caused numerous adverse effects.

About ten years ago, honey bees all around the world began to experience Colony Collapse Disorder, and as soon as they came into contact with GMO crops sprayed with this harmful pesticide, they brought the chemical back to the hive with them.

Then, before new hives could be formed, they would die off. This toxic herbicide also caused behavioral issues and memory problems in newborn babies.

Additionally, do you have an idea what do the labels “spices” and “natural flavoring” refer to?- Well, ask the food manufacturers, as they are the only ones who know!

Under the sham that manufacturers hide the full list of ingredients for competitors not to duplicate it, they are allowed to get away with it.

Spices often refer to MSG, but they hide it as they can predict the reaction of their customers.

When it comes to “natural flavorings”, which need to be free of artificial ingredients and colors, they can be an issue for vegans and vegetarians, as they regard ketchup as vegetarian, while these natural flavorings may actually include meat!

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25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

These riddles will make you think long and hard…but TRY to get your minds out of the gutter people! 

 

1. What goes in dry and hard, but comes out wet and soft?

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Chewing gum, you perv!

2. Your finger fits right in it. You play with it when you’re bored. Once you’re married, you’re stuck with the same one forever. What is it?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

A ring! Get your mind out of the gutter!

3. What’s at least 6 inches long, goes in your mouth, and is more fun if it vibrates?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

A TOOTHBRUSH. COME ON.

4. You play with it at night before bed. You can’t be seen fiddling with it at work. You only let very, very special people touch it. What is it?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

Your smart phone! DUH.

5. What’s long and hard and has cum in it?

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A cuCUMber. Haha, got you.

6. What does every woman have that starts with a “V” and that she can use to get what she wants?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

Her VOICE, you sexist asshole.

7. What goes up, lets out a load, and then goes back down?

An elevator. You’re a disgusting human being.

8. What do men keep in their pants that their partners sometimes blow?

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MONEY. Your mind is basically a citizen of the gutter.

9. What’s made of rubber, handed out at some schools, and exists to prevent mistakes?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

ERASERS. Safety first, kiddos!

10. People think these are better when they’re longer, but short ones can be really powerful, too, and there is totally such a thing as TOO long. What are they?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

TWEETS. 140 characters is not enough to express how gross your imagination is.

11. What’s most useful when it’s long and hard?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

A college education.

12. Arnold Schwarzenegger’s is really long. Michael J. Fox’s is really short. Mickey Mouse’s isn’t human. Madonna doesn’t have one. What is it?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

A last name. Did you really think… Oh my god.

13. If you put three fingers into these holes, it’s gonna be a shocker. What am I talking about?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

A POWER OUTLET. BECAUSE THAT WOULD GIVE YOU AN ELECTRIC SHOCK. DON’T DO IT.

14. What starts with “p” and ends with “orn” and is the hottest part of the movie industry?

POPCORN, OBVIOUSLY.

15. It’s fun to do, but you hate knowing your parents do it, too. What is it?

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FACEBOOK. WOW. You’re so twisted.

16. Every man has one, some are big, some are small. Blowing them feels great, but they drip if you aren’t careful. What are they?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

Noses. They’re noses. Why would you even think… Ugh.

17. What gets longer when pulled, fits between breasts, slides neatly into a hole, has choked people when used improperly, and works best when jerked?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

Seatbelts. Ew, man.

18. What’s white, gooey, sticky, and better to spit than to swallow?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

Toothpaste. Dental hygiene is so important. You sick freak.

19. What gets wetter when things get steamy?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

Steam boats! An integral part of the evolution of marine travel!

20. They’re powerful and fun, especially when you put your fingers in them. What are they?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

Bowling balls! Hahahahahahahaha. I know what you were thinking…

21. Some people prefer being on top, others prefer being on the bottom, and it always involves a bed.

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

A BUNK-BED. Dumbass.

22. What’s squishy, bouncy, and comes in pairs?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

Two bunnies!

23. You get a lot of it if you’re important and successful, you get less when you’re just starting out. You sometimes do it with yourself if you need to, but it’s a lot better when it’s with other people.

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

Email. Calm down.

24. What’s beautiful and natural, but gets prickly if it isn’t trimmed regularly?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

Grass. Like, on a lawn. Your brain is such a nasty place.

25. What’s messy and difficult to clean up after sex?

25 Riddles That Will Prove You Have A Filthy Mind

FEELINGS. Yeah. Bet you feel like a dick now.

 

Via: buzzfeed.com

Kids Who Went To School In The ‘80s And ‘90s Will Understand

If you went to school in the 80’s or 90’s these things will definitely take you back in time.  Get ready for a trip down memory lane.

 

These were our text messages.

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You know you tried to write with all the colors at once…and broke your pen.

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Scholastic orders carefully placed so you could get books and the free poster.

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Good luck trying to quietly sharpen your pencil.

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You pretty much ruled the land if you had the 64-count box of crayons WITH the sharpener, no less.

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The card catalog — the original Google search.

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Put on that badge of honor!

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Come on. We all did it.

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These gym mats that were about as cushy as concrete. Have fun, kids!

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Not only did you write on the board, you also got to clean the erasers.

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The smell of the library cards and checking out who had the book before you.

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Scratch-and-sniff stickers for when you were tired of smelling your markers.

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Writing dirty words on your calculator.

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Ah, the overhead projector and the pain of trying to write on the transparency without smudging the marker.

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Push up pencils that worked until you lost a piece and were just screwed.

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Bet I can beat you with these! Time me…let’s go.

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Markers with stamps. What an ingenious idea!

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Scoot, scoot…

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via: twentytwowords

 

 

 

19 Everyday Sights In Australian Backyards

Just another day in the ‘burbs of an Australian backyard! Spiders eating birds. Pythons eating wallabies…YIKES! 

1. This nonchalant appearance.

This nonchalant appearance.

2. This fella just hanging around.

This fella just hanging around.

3. This spider snacking on a snake.

This spider snacking on a snake.

4. This Hungry Hornet.

This Hungry Hornet.

5. This Compost Bin Invader.

This Compost Bin Invader.

6. This Guinea Pig Cage Invader, now too fat to back out.

This Guinea Pig Cage Invader, now too fat to back out.

7. This Morning Caller.

This Morning Caller.

8. This Hungry Late Night Visitor.

This Hungry Late Night Visitor.

9. This Midnight Snacker.

This Midnight Snacker.

10. This Beer Snake.

This Beer Snake.

11. These Three Metre Snake Skins Just Lying Around.

These Three Metre Snake Skins Just Lying Around.

12. So Ummm, Where Is It Now?

So Ummm, Where Is It Now?

13. This Guardian Of The Garage Door.

This Guardian Of The Garage Door.

14. This Spider vs Dragonfly Battle.

This Spider vs Dragonfly Battle.

15. These Epic Battlers.

These Epic Battlers.

16. This Angry Chap.

This Angry Chap.

17. This Christmas Beetle.

This Christmas Beetle.

18. This Dazzling Visitor.

This Dazzling Visitor.

19. This JOYOUS Scene!

This JOYOUS Scene!

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