Condom Slogan Jokes

These condom slogan jokes are right on the money! ¬†ūüėČ



AT&T Condum:      Reach out and touch someone.

Campbell’s Condom: ¬† ¬† ¬†Mmm, mmm, good.

Nike Condom:      Just do it.

Toyota Condom:      Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more?

Diet Pepsi Condom:     You got the right one, baby.

GE Condom:     We bring good things to life!

Pringles Condom: ¬† ¬† Once you pop, you can’t stop.

Mentos Condom:      The freshmaker.

Doublemint Condom:      Double your pleasure, double your fun!

Secret Condom:      Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.

Ford Condom:      The best never rest. Have you Driven a Ford Lately?

Chevy Condom:      Like a Rock.

Jeep-Eagle Condom: ¬† ¬† ¬†There’s Only One Jeep (sold in singles only)

The Saturn Condom: ¬† ¬† ¬†A *Different* Kind of Condom Dial Condoms: Aren’t you glad you use it? Don’t you wish everybody did?

NY Lotto Condom: ‘ ¬† ¬† Cause, hey — you never know.

Avis Condom:      Trying harder than ever.

Energizer Condom: ¬† ¬† ¬†Keeps going and going …

KFC Condom:     Finger-Licking Good.

Coca Cola Condom:      Always the Real Thing.

Diet Coke Condom:      Just for the taste of it

Lays Condom: ¬† ¬† ¬†Betcha can’t have just one.

MCI Condoms:      For friends and family

Taco Bell Condom:      Get some before you go south of the border.

The Sears Latex Condom:     One coat is good for the entire winter.

Starburst Condom: ¬† ¬† Gets Your Juices Flowin’

Bud-Light Condom: ¬† ¬† ¬†Where’s the Love Man!

7-UP Condom:      The UN-Condom

Iomega Condom:      For All Your Stuff

Microsoft Condom:      Wherever you want to go today. We are universally compatible.


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