33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

Here’s some tell tale signs that you might just be…addicted to coffee!

1. The exact second you wake up, before your eyes have even opened, you are thinking about your First Cup of COFFEE!!! 

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

2. Your loved ones are AWARE when you haven’t had it yet.

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

3. You will do ANYTHING to get that first cup…

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

4. …except wait.

...except wait.

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5. You truly believe that your eyeballs don’t function as well without it.

You truly believe that your eyeballs don't function as well without it.

Because science.

6. You consider it a basic, fundamental requirement for existence.

You consider it a basic, fundamental requirement for existence.

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7. One that can define True Love:

One that can define True Love:

8. That first cup has a soul that sees your own.

That first cup has a soul that sees your own.

9. Without it, you’d invariably act like a jerk:

33 Signs That Coffee Owns You

10. But once you have it, you feel like this:

But once you have it, you feel like this:

11. Your favorite mugs communicate your dependence on the substance within.

Your favorite mugs communicate your dependence on the substance within.

You can buy this mug here if you want.

12. Sometimes very directly.

Sometimes very directly.

You can buy this mug here.

13. And you display your mug collection like a work of art.

14. You’ve formed a life philosophy around it:

You've formed a life philosophy around it:

15. If you could wear this T-shirt every day, you would.

If you could wear this T-shirt every day, you would.

16. This is you:

This is you:

17. This is your favorite Twitter account.

This is your favorite Twitter account.

18. This is an accessory you would consider wearing in some form.

This is an accessory you would consider wearing in some form.

Get this on Etsy.

19. This is a thing you’d consider doing, or at least pin to Pinterest.

This is a thing you'd consider doing, or at least pin to Pinterest.

20. To you, this moment proves that God is real.

To you, this moment proves that God is real.

THE MILK RAINBOW. ALL THE MOST GORGEOUS COLORS.

21. And you are happy to consume iced coffee in any form.

And you are happy to consume iced coffee in any form.

Iced Coffee Popsicles via The View From Great Island.

22. You spend so much money on it that you’ve tried recreating your favorite Starbucks drinks at home.

You spend so much money on it that you've tried recreating your favorite Starbucks drinks at home.

23. And you’re happy to entertain aesthetic improvisations.

24. As long as this doesn’t happen, under any circumstance.

As long as this doesn't happen, under any circumstance.

25. Your loved ones understand that coffee occupies a substantial amount of your available affection.

Your loved ones understand that coffee occupies a substantial amount of your available affection.

26. With it, your jokes are HILARIOUS.

With it, your jokes are HILARIOUS.

27. If anyone should ask you how many cups of coffee you’ve had today, you think:

If anyone should ask you how many cups of coffee you've had today, you think:

28. When you yawn, everyone around you knows:

When you yawn, everyone around you knows:

29. If you could bathe in coffee, you would.

If you could bathe in coffee, you would.

30. …like the people in this coffee spa that ACTUALLY EXISTS in Japan.

31. At the end of the day you sometimes think:

At the end of the day you sometimes think:

32. And so you pray.

And so you pray.

33. And know that tomorrow is a new day.

And know that tomorrow is a new day.