These condom slogan jokes are right on the money! 😉
AT&T Condum: Reach out and touch someone.
Campbell’s Condom: Mmm, mmm, good.
Nike Condom: Just do it.
Toyota Condom: Oh, what a feeling! Who can ask for anything more?
Diet Pepsi Condom: You got the right one, baby.
GE Condom: We bring good things to life!
Pringles Condom: Once you pop, you can’t stop.
Mentos Condom: The freshmaker.
Doublemint Condom: Double your pleasure, double your fun!
Secret Condom: Strong enough for a man, but pH balanced for a woman.
Ford Condom: The best never rest. Have you Driven a Ford Lately?
Chevy Condom: Like a Rock.
Jeep-Eagle Condom: There’s Only One Jeep (sold in singles only)
The Saturn Condom: A *Different* Kind of Condom Dial Condoms: Aren’t you glad you use it? Don’t you wish everybody did?
NY Lotto Condom: ‘ Cause, hey — you never know.
Avis Condom: Trying harder than ever.
Energizer Condom: Keeps going and going …
KFC Condom: Finger-Licking Good.
Coca Cola Condom: Always the Real Thing.
Diet Coke Condom: Just for the taste of it
Lays Condom: Betcha can’t have just one.
MCI Condoms: For friends and family
Taco Bell Condom: Get some before you go south of the border.
The Sears Latex Condom: One coat is good for the entire winter.
Starburst Condom: Gets Your Juices Flowin’
Bud-Light Condom: Where’s the Love Man!
7-UP Condom: The UN-Condom
Iomega Condom: For All Your Stuff
Microsoft Condom: Wherever you want to go today. We are universally compatible.